Mom: “I’m going to make dinner!”
Paul: “What are we having today?”
Mom: “Spaghetti.”
Paul: “No. I want Macaroni and Cheese.”
Mom: “We’re having Spaghetti tonight. Maybe we’ll have Macaroni and Cheese tomorrow.”
Paul: “No, Mommy, this is how it works. I tell you what I want to eat, and then you cook it.”
Ha! He thinks he has it all figured out, doesn’t he?