At Home with Daddy

Daddy: Paul, who should say the prayer tonight?

Paul: You! [pointing emphatically]

Daddy: You?

Paul: No, YOU! [still pointing]

Daddy: You?

Paul: No! [thinks a moment] Me! [still pointing at Daddy]

Daddy: Me?

Paul: YES!

While in the Car

Paul: Mooo! Moooo!

Mommy: Oh, is that  cow I hear in the car?!

Paul: Yeah! [a pause] Pig pig pig pig.

Mommy: Um, Paul, are you being a pig?

Paul: Yes!

Mommy: Paul, pigs say “oink,” not “pig pig pig.”

Paul: But baby pigs say “pig pig pig.”